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Sunday, June 15, 2008
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author:1S-18 SRJC 08'(YOU KNOW WE ROCK)
ONE S EIGHTEEN!Let me share with y'll something funny.Anyways, we only have Daniel in the class. Enjoy girls!WIFE VS. HUSBANDA couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the
husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'In-laws.'
WORDSA husband read an article to his wife about how many
words women use a day... 30,000, to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have
to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
CREATIONA man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can
be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. '
The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me
beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHATA man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said, 'You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.'
The husband said, ' You are in charge of cooking around here
and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just
wait for my coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the
Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says......
.... 'HEBREWS'
(HAH! Totally)The Silent TreatmentA man and his wife were having some problems at home and
were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man
realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE),
he wrote on a piece of paper, Please wake me at 5:00 AM.'
He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why
his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.-email. Reminder! Email Mr Tan the Individual essay by today, 16 June.